How to Exploit Youtube_ _ Asmongold

 don't export youtube don't upload you know how all the great creators are now making bogus guides on how to become famous online and charging you thousands of information to be said right today well the thing is like you go and sign up for one of these like [__] classes college cheats or buy ninja lessons in streaming i don't know i mean like you probably shouldn't have done it already possible i mean it's true even if just give you my best how in the end i will do my guides on how to stream ok guys and they will be [__] free I will only put the most absurd yet completely legitimate strategies on youtube using the youtube channel today we will discover how to grow youtube without ever posting a video welcome back to all of you majestic sausages to another classic spiffing bread video in which I use with condescension all the tools of the platform to do the exact opposite of what the developers intended today I will reveal to you as strategy i have perfected on youtube in recent years that allows us to perpetually collect promotion from the algorithm without actually creating anything today i will teach you how to improve youtube ok so first what is growth on youtube many creators think we just released a video in the void and god arbitrarily says ah yes you will be given 45 000 views small video alas no youtube does not make us grow with views it makes us grow with impressions so what is basically an impression every time you see a thumbnail and a title as you scroll your various feeds and recommendations is an impressive impression which is an opportunity that YouTube has given us to turn the audience into a right viewer you may need to be sure to view the thumbnail several times before you are really convinced by it and click on of it heck this video here there have been times when like there was a thumbnail on youtube and just plain icely it won't go away like I don't want to watch the video or but I don't even want to get rid of the video, I just don't want it to be there anymore and it's like it always happens yes it's like why it's here

it probably took you several impressions before it turned into a view but that's just how the system works to get more views you want more impressions or to better convert those existing impressions into a view now there really isn't a way to do it artificially something to get more impressions than you would normally get, except today we're going to abuse some logic that was built for the youtube algorithm and we're going to use that to really unexpected results, so let's say you're going to submit a video premiere at 6pm on Friday you upload and start the premiere at 6pm on Wednesday a few days earlier so your audience can prepare for the release now while the premiere page is there anyone can check it out there is no video that will be released to the public until 6pm Friday YouTube knows and your audience knows, so 48 hours before a YouTube video is released from will only give your premiere a handful of impressions because no one expects it asks you to sit down and wait 48 hours for a video to start, but the closer we get to the releases, the more impressions the premiere gets, this is of course perfectly logical, the way best to track what this exploit is like with live views on a premiere or streaming trailer I only submitted one video ever and every time I submitted video everyone was talking [ __ ] about me in the chat and that gave me pissed off and was banning people and wondering why the [ __ ] did it i do it because i did it to myself like i already deal with this on a [ __ ] platform now i have the same people that they got banned on twitch i didn't ban them on youtube they're talking about [ __ ] in the [ __ ] comments here or i like that live chat and i'm pissing off the real time we got on a trailer we had on a live stream, m a this exploit works on both streaming and previews so there is literally no difference the graph here shows a big jump that jump is there a difference from a stream cross ing in an hour before the start threshold how can you see, we're suddenly getting a lot more real-time views, this is also related to a huge increase with the amount

of impressions we are getting the logic is obviously simple but it creates a problem because if youtube starts sharing the premiere more and more, the closer we get to a release, then what happens when we compare the difference between an hour from the release and 30 minutes from the release oh no this is another huge increase in conversions and impressions more views on my trailer and more people waiting for the event to start but this is well designed and can't last forever because after only 30 minutes more than extreme push and promotion from youtube the premiere starts in earnest and all we got was about an hour of really very good push and 30 to 15 minutes of explosive reach which is good but also the way the system it had to work so it's still relatively balanced but this got I think if we get the maximum boost from a premiere in the 15 minute window before it actually starts and yet nothing 48 hours before, why bother with the first bit and why bother with star ting the stream too this is where we came up with the idea of ​​the youtube edge a strategy where we perpetually falter a premiere or the stream starts indefinitely at minute 15 and oh boy is broken, so what are the results and consequences or benefits of this exploit well having more people waiting for your video or stream might actually be like that, so it's like they're just on a perennial screen that starts early as it's just that it's like starting early so the train was right the train was fine with the [__] two and a half hour holy introduction [__] is more beneficial than you think, the more you do it, the more people come and wait for the start of your stream or your premiere and this ladies and gentlemen is where the fun begins, make sure the initial views are higher but what we want is a juicy perk and this comes to us in the form a speed or avalanche effect as I like to call it think of any video on YouTube as a giant snowball the bigger the ball when it starts the faster it grows and the faster it will go but for the youtube algorithm it is important to take virality into account this is how quickly something grows increases

how fast something grows on youtube increases the same thing on twitch right its because like once your stream gets to the top and then its like a lot of people watch it and everyone sees it etc. it starts picking up speed or steam or whatever you really want to call it people on social views yeah that's exactly why videos hit the trending page and it's why a creator you only occasionally watch might suddenly appear again on your homepage page so when we have a sudden influx of views on a larger than expected video the virality alarm went off and a huge snowball is rolling at full speed now the results for us were pretty silly if you were to hit go live on a stream i would probably go live to about 1,000 people waiting if i delay the stream and limit youtube a bit i can go live to 3,000 people the snowball is now three times the size and will roll pretty fast but a few weeks ago we had a stream where we passed youtube for about two hours straight this stream didn't start once two hour splash screen holy [ __ ] this is awesome i want to go to the waiting room they have many streamers i mean this is asthma gold waiting room it is zach rawr 1,000 people waiting oh no no no no it started with 5,800 people waiting for the speed avalanche to kick in now my streams average around 6,500 concurrent viewers so starting literally just below that is a big plus but for youtube it wasn't just not a plus , was a sign of a glorious viral success, so naturally the algorithm sent more and more impressions until finally I had my most watched stream of all time peaking at over 20,000 concurrent viewers, which is a lot of [ __ ] people especially on youtube is a lot, I've gotten sideways by a teabag ladies and gents that's what I call an accomplishment but there are limits to this exploit especially as far as it can and actually take you because even though you could have infinite impressions there is still a limit YouTube makes recommendations to relevant audiences but what if you have opted out of that entire audience

and if your niche topic was really niche then it would probably be helpful for you to know when it is best to delete this exploit or how much you can even get out of it, this is what I thought every time I was kind of streaming or making videos on youtube for wow is i thought to myself i am like a man i am not like i will never be very popular making videos for wow cause the only people who know them are people who play wow and i want i watched twitch and i was like okay well this guy he's just running around talking to this girl like this guy is just talking and like people are watching him he's not even good I mean look he's not like 4,000 goal points this guy is a [__] loser here's mine little magic weapon that will give us all the nice information this is vidiq is a multipurpose tool for youtube that most content creators use to help with tags and change m iniatures and mass editing to videos, but for me this is a tool that allows me to destroy everything that is designed to help with creation but will now help with destruction vid iq allows us to see the amount of searches per month that a specific tag is receiving this is our potential audience to tap into the higher the number in general the further we can go, we can also see how much competition there is if the competition is high, my understanding is that mislabeling your videos for things they are not a part of to improve seo like search engine optimization actually i think its against the rules on youtube i am pretty sure it is considering you over existing or alternative content it is more subtle so we have to use it the reason it's against the rules is because basically there is like it's like a cascading thing where like the is not because of the search words or like uh slogans is because youtube accepts ads too uh like ads for youtube are based on what those slogans are so this is how they make money and they are able to make sure you know a uh Sephora right that it is a company of trick that their ads are shown to women and you don't know the neck

beards playing world of warcraft see what i'm saying that's how it works in perfect thats why they want you to use it so let's go find us an opportunity we're going to find out the rising keywords section and that basically gives us a huge amount of increase, so it's explosive growth on YouTube in the last month, but the problem is that most of these aren't exactly relevant to us, so we're going to narrow down our arguments that say RPGs because that's typically the type of thing that I like to play, so we will maximize the search volume and we can see it right here up the furthest from the sacred [__] man wait tower of which fantasy tower is number three no [__] Oh my god it has a search volume of 4.2 million searches per month and its competition is low, this is indeed a very glorious sign, so I know that if I were to carry out this exploit I have potentially 4.2 million people to draw from and very little competition to face due to the sheer power of this exploit there is actually a stupidly high chance that you can actually produce over 4 million impressions heck is there a chance you can start producing 10 million impressions my last stream, for example, nearly reached 10 million views on its own and was a game that no one has ever heard of, so it's [__] as crazy as 10 million views on a stream for context like my first stream for how Final Fantasy was like three and a half which is crazy, imagine if I did father frontier instead this is the pure data power mixed with exploits is perfectly balanced so once we now have the our perfect moment, so we need to figure out when to run it and oh my, could you take a look it's a complete list of when all my viewers are active on youtube not you should have my friend and with this I can see that in general speaking for a whole week it would be better for me to start this exploit upload it at two or three in the afternoon and finish it around 18 and then str eam

for about two to three hours this is immensely helpful because you're not going anywhere on youtube with just exploits data exploitation is what really allows us to break the platform now for the purposes of this video and because i love helping other people to make it exploit i negotiated with vid iq to seriously get 99 off their plan is an incredibly useful tool that has given me data over the last five years and is a huge thank you to why i am here i swear to god i just watched eight minutes of one [ __ ] commercial to watch eight [ __ ] minutes of one commercial I didn't even know there were [ __ ] about three million subscribers so yes please accept my glorious gift but now it's time for my grand experiment the moment i've been waiting for the last few years it's now time for you all to take part in creating some youtube magic it's now time to take full advantage of this video prop rio here is what you all will read when this video ends you should all go over there and ju Check out this glorious monstrosity wow because this video will loop back endlessly over and over until a secret threshold is reached i have set at that time we will reveal the greatest video ever created this video may never be released which would be a real shame but what it will have is it will have an absurd amount of impressions and reach thanks to this glorious exploit and your assistance to help with this glorious experiment can you give this video a like and a comment and then leave a comment under the premiere heck leave a comment every day of our great experiment to maximize its never ending march and to reward those who continually wait for its inevitable release, of course we will distribute copious amounts of gifted subscriptions in live chat than for dubious purposes of fairness librio are being distributed to those who interact with premiere the most like thanks to youtube what a glorious interaction its the best way to do it this is the best ad i have ever seen this is lik and you know how everytime you watch

cup of tea and let's write some history on youtube we'll meet you all at the premiere oh my [__] god man wait for the best video about you okay let me click what's the best video ever made if wait it was premiered 10 hours ago and already has 300 000 views 124 30 000 likes holy [__] video that makes you laugh a video that makes you cry or maybe a video that teaches you how to exploit the world for infinite money i personally believe that both the latter but ladies and gentlemen there is no money infinite exploits in the world the real exploit is self-improvement and living a happy and balanced lifestyle of exercising self-care and oh well who am I kidding of course there are damn endless real world money exploits yeah just share some with you and catch the king how old are you ok listen this is really personal uh please keep it between us but um my bank has blocked my account and i have twenty thousand do llari in the account and if you could give me a thousand dollars I could get you back as soon as I need a thousand dollars to unlock this account and as soon as I am unlocked I will be able to have you back listen since you are my friend we are guys who have been watching for a long time I know that you got those cancer treatments coming up i can get you back for two thousand how about it re listen i will make you want me to make a video let me make a video here how many fingers do you want me to hold up where i sign up some chaos for example did you know that on youtube if you gift yourself subscriptions in a chat that does not have enough people to accept your subscription given as a gift the subscription is refunded and you get all your spent money, however google

still gives you the creator the 70 we would normally get for a new member with the result you guessed infinite money thanks susan logically he has to improve Twitch but sadly no Twitch 100 bits given to a streamer gives the streamer exactly a dollar but he gives them ten bucks is actually a minor fix uh a bit is a dime the viewer 1.40 to buy a hundred bits of twitch so obviously twitch can make insane markup, however my understanding is that twitch has a minimum commission requirement of about 35 percent transaction and not really making that much money with bits is what i was told he said a hundred but showed a thousand ok ok confusing currency conversion open to economic hardship you can vpn your way to turkey and buy you 100 bits for less than a dollar the highest so if I buy a dollar with a quarter and I do it a million times guys guys I think I understand that divas we will all be rich the purchase of 25,000 bits would normally cost you 30 8 but this can be bought for just over 200 Turkish lira and when donated the streamer receives a full $ 250 worth of offers this allows for a fantastic endless cycle of recycling profits of money this exploit has been going on for years with twitch paying absolutely no attention and small channels with apparently only 20 viewers somehow earning 30,000 admissions a month oh now it's perfectly balanced and finally if you're going to swing with the two big tech companies of google and amazon you might as well take a punch on facebook its like you should have known yes true so to help sell more oculus consoles good ol 'zuckman set up a referral system you and a friend both get a $ 30 credit when the your friend triggers a problem with oculus is if you convince a friend to do so they create an account after using i your referral link, then factory reset your oculus and activate them again, you both get that 30, this can then be repeated over and over if you have enough gh friends around to rack up enough store credit to buy them all the games on the platform or alternatively you can just buy another oculus and sell it and well there

you have ladies and gentlemen oh my god i'd say it's my magnum this is the best video ever made i mean it's literally like it's free money here it is yes it's not a pyramid scheme it's a polygon scheme i like that saint [__] the best collection this is amazing who am i kidding obviously i don't have to keep the best ones to myself and slowly reveal them to the world so i don't spontaneously destroy them in one hit do it after all how else can i keep up with my constant desire to consume the gold of the yorkshire tea now feel free to share your financial exploits in the comments section my friends and we share your scams let's hear them put together our glorious knowledge and as a result i would love if as people you know what people should do in the comments is they should be like real scammers should be like yes so there's this crazy website and it's this weird thing that elon musk was doing where it sounds crazy but just listen here so if you send him a b itcoin for memes he will send you two bitcoins so go to this link and you do it and it is you who literally double your money as yes it is yes double your money it is like that easy i mean [__] and you just do it again collapse the economy of the just world that's bad enough for one day i go walking my cute corgi a corgi i trained to destroy everyone who doesn't like my videos ah lovely i have never seen a corgi in real life i feel like i see corgi in real life it would be weird because it's like it's meme dog but it's real but it's like memes aren't real but dog is real like i dont know how to do i dont know what to do as the video i will link it to you guys i thought it would be like a [__] video is actually pretty good